Friday, October 23, 2009

Sleepy Brains

My watch has an alarm which I set for 8:00am. It does its', "Beep, beep, beep...," thing every morning when I am driving home after dropping my Ash at school. Yesterday morning it was raining, so I had the wipers on, and it was darkish and gray. So I'm driving down the road, when like clockwork my watch starts its' beeping. For whatever reason, my brain said, "What's that? Maybe it's the wipers?" I reached over to turn off the wipers and then remembered it was raining. Then my astounding intuition said, "Maybe it's the headlights?" Come on now, do your headlights have a beeping alarm? I flipped the headlight switch and then suddenly my brain turned on and said, "IT'S YOUR WATCH!" I had to laugh at myself. I hope I'm not setting a new trend for myself. I'm a good driver, really.

1 comment:

Persimmon said...

The little old lady from Pasadena
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
Has a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
But parked in her rickety old garage
Is a brand new shiny red Super Stock Dodge

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard

It's the little old lady from Pasadena

If you see her on the street don't try to choose her
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
You might drive a goer but you'll never lose her
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
Well, she's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later
'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's a terror of Colorado Boulevard

It's the little old lady from Pasadena

~Instrumental~
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
~Instrumental~
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
The guys come to race her from miles around
But she'll give 'em a length then she'll shut 'em down

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard

It's the little old lady from Pasadena